Cabin for sale
$299,999 $99,999
(negotiable, must be paid in full up-front)
There are no photos of the cabin, however, here are some images of similar looking structures:
1. Basic details:
- Entirely open floor plan (including bathroom)
- Two accessible basements (down from previous years as they continue to be sealed off)
- Attic is completely filled with fiberglass - removing any can cause structural issues
- Cabin may periodically rumble - installing air conditioning seems to exacerbate the problem
- Various windows to look outside or inside from
- Extremely solid door (for safety reasons it should be left open in case of fire)
- May not look it, but extensive repairs have been made in recent years
2. Area:
3. The cave caveat:
- An entrance to a cave is on the property
- The cave itself extends off of the property
- ENTERING THE CAVE OR CAUSING ANY BLOCKADE TO SAID CAVE WILL RESULT IN SWIFT CONVICTION FROM THE CITY LEADING TO IMMEDIATE HOUSE CONFINEMENT
ADDENDUM
Section 4 has been added to address the overwhelming popular discussion surrounding this listing which, unreasonably, continues to drive this property's value down.
4. Feral man:
- There is no feral man in the area
Contact info available upon request